I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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