what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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