just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Is it because I queefed?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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