your thong is hanging out like whoa
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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