Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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