Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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