Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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