that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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