just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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