Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
why do cheetos always look like penises
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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