That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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