so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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