Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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