I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I see more hoeing in ur future
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