Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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