But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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