Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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