had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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