Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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