Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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