im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize