So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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