you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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