People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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