I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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