I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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