Christians are straight up FREAKS
i think i have two assholes
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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