You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
