The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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