Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm at about main and main street
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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