They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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