I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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