Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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