Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I need moral support for this bender
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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