Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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