you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Can I color on your dick again?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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