the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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