Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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