I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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