Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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