we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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