So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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