You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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