I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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