If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
they call him Oral-B. enough said
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
