belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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