Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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