Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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