Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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