i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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