I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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