5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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