Rock
Scissors
Fuck
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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