I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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