And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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