but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Randomize
