Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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