ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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