none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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